[text] TOO BAD. ALREADY READ IT. HOW THE HELL DID A CONVERSATION EVEN GET TO THAT JFC WAIT NO DON’T TELL ME! KEEP YOUR KINKS TO YOURSELF [/text]
[text] NO IT MAKES MORE SENSE IN THE CONTEXT OF THE INTENDED CONVERSATION. THOSE KINKS DON’T APPLY TO ME JFC [/text]
"…I would say you’re being over-dramatic but…I’m not taking any chances." He tilted his head to the kitchen, "Toss me that pint of cookie dough in the freezer and I’ll see how my attempts to reach her work."
"That kid got her temper from us, I’m just being realistic here, man" he huffed, pulling out a quart of ice cream and passing it over. "I’m sure this will make you well equipped for the job, good luck brave soldier.”
There was that time you made the mistake of bringing Sora to the pool. Somehow he mysteriously got pushed from the kiddy side to the deep end.
You had to give him CPR.
I wonder who pushed him. I think I heard a camera phone go off during the smooch.
You’re an ass you know.
And not even a fine ass, I mean that stanky discount booty that sat out cause nobody wanted it.
Remember during the time you had braces, you wanted to put some stuff in your hair. And then it made you break out, just in time for photo day.
You looked like such a beautiful creature.
"I should be the one saying that to you. You’re lucky you’ve only dealt with drunk texts so far." he laughed, making his way to the cabinet. The blond opened it, revealing shelves that were stocked full with various liquors. He plucked one of the bottles from the front and turned to Kai, "So, what’ll it be?"
Laughing, she leaned back and propped her feet up. “Tch as though you’d do anything too bad..” With a grin Kai glanced at the shelf for any familiar looking bottles. “Rum. The strongest rum you’ve got.”
His eyes skimmed through the bottles, he brought down a few to the countertop. “When you’re the size of a mountain, being intoxicated is a disaster.” he snorted. Roxas grabbed two glasses and started pouring some alcohol for the both of them. “I wanna see how well you hold your liquor, first one drunk loses.~”
Remember the time I went up to your shitty apartment and found not only you, but Axel and Xion in a compromising position?
My iPhone has a lot of storage space.
Sora gave me the photo of your halloween costume in the 90’s.
One of a certain blue guy who was very popular back then.
I can fight dirt with dirt motherfucker.